Corrupt A Wish

Corrupt the wish of the person who posts above you in any way.

I wish the trees here still had leaves.

The leaves smell of week old cabbage drenched in rotten milk.

I wish crimson would hand over the chapeau.

I hand it to you but it doesn't fit causing the item to be destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

You are fired from your job.

I wish Crimson didn't kill baby pandas.

All the baby pandas are spared..now I just kill babies.

I wish Green would make me dinner that wasn't poisonous.

Green makes you dinner that isn't poisonous... mostly...

I wish other people would post.

Didn't really have to corrupt it..oh wait i did by posting..man am i good or what.

I wish green wouldn't try to cause so many troll wars with me XD
or do I?

Green causes all the troll wars with everyone, including but not limited to crimson.

I wish more episodes of Doctor Whooves and Assistant would come out. (Quickly, go watch all of them to make an informed decision of corruption)

Due to navigational difficulties this wish could not be corrupted.

I wish I had more tea flavors.

The greatest tea is created,but is deemed to delicious for the public and is kept by the government for "safety" purposes.

All i wish for is peace on Cradle.